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          Add a little humour to your gifting with our Something Naughty Collection! Perfect for birthdays, hens parties, or just a laugh, these cheeky and lighthearted gifts are sure to bring a smile (and maybe a blush).

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          12 products

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          I SHIT YOU NOT
          $17.95
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          INAPPROPRIATE BIRTHDAY CARD - IT'S YOUR BIG DAY TODAY
          $6.50
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          SOME PEOPLE WAKE UP FEELING LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.......I WAKE UP FEELING LIKE INSUFFICIENT FUNDS
          $6.95
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          I LOOK AT PEOPLE SOMETIMES AND THINK.....REALLY!? THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
          $6.50
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          HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU QUEEN OF FUCKING EVERYTHING
          $6.50
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          TODAY IS ALL ABOUT YOU
          $6.50
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          THE GOOD NEWS RUDE BIRTHDAY CARD
          $6.50
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          BOTTOMS UP! FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD
          $6.50
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          SASSY GREETING CARD - HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BIG KNOB
          $6.50
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          HAPPY BIRTHDAY. DOES THIS GET ME A SHAG.
          $6.50
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          Another Year Older - Rude Birthday Card
          $6.50
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          ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
          $17.95
          I SHIT YOU NOT
          I SHIT YOU NOT
          I SHIT YOU NOT
          I SHIT YOU NOT
          I SHIT YOU NOT
          I SHIT YOU NOT
          I SHIT YOU NOT
          I SHIT YOU NOT
          I SHIT YOU NOT
          I SHIT YOU NOT
          I SHIT YOU NOT
          I SHIT YOU NOT

          I SHIT YOU NOT

          $17.95
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          115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

          I Shit You Not has 24 inappropriate thoughts for almost everyone in your life.

          Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
          INAPPROPRIATE BIRTHDAY CARD - IT'S YOUR BIG DAY TODAY

          INAPPROPRIATE BIRTHDAY CARD - IT'S YOUR BIG DAY TODAY

          $6.50
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          115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

          It's your big day today, hip hip hooray. Tomorrow... Fuck you!

          Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

          Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.
          SOME PEOPLE WAKE UP FEELING LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.......I WAKE UP FEELING LIKE INSUFFICIENT FUNDS

          SOME PEOPLE WAKE UP FEELING LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.......I WAKE UP FEELING LIKE INSUFFICIENT FUNDS

          $6.95
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          85 x 85 mm. Square magnet

          Some people wake up feeling like a million bucks. I wake up feeling like insufficient funds.

          Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets

          Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.

          Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:

          ex's kitchen appliances
          co-worker's filing cabinet
          boss's whiteboard
          or any other metal surface
          I LOOK AT PEOPLE SOMETIMES AND THINK.....REALLY!? THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

          I LOOK AT PEOPLE SOMETIMES AND THINK.....REALLY!? THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

          $6.50
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          115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope

          I look at people sometimes and think... really?!? That's the sperm that won? Happy Birthday.

          Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

          Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.
          HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU QUEEN OF FUCKING EVERYTHING

          HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU QUEEN OF FUCKING EVERYTHING

          $6.50
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          115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope

          Happy birthday, you queen of fucking everything.

          Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

          Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.
          TODAY IS ALL ABOUT YOU

          TODAY IS ALL ABOUT YOU

          $6.50
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          115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope

          Today is all about you! Just like every other fucking day. Happy birthday.

          Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

          Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.
          THE GOOD NEWS RUDE BIRTHDAY CARD

          THE GOOD NEWS RUDE BIRTHDAY CARD

          $6.50
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          115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

          Happy birthday. Be yourself. Everyone else is an asshole.

          Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.
          BOTTOMS UP! FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD

          BOTTOMS UP! FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD

          $6.50
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          115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

          Happy birthday. Bottoms up! Drink responsibly (Which means don't spill it)

          Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.
          SASSY GREETING CARD - HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BIG KNOB

          SASSY GREETING CARD - HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BIG KNOB

          $6.50
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          115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

          Happy birthday you big knob!

          Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

          Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.
          HAPPY BIRTHDAY. DOES THIS GET ME A SHAG.

          HAPPY BIRTHDAY. DOES THIS GET ME A SHAG.

          $6.50
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          115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

          Happy birthday. Does this get me a shag... or do you need flowers as well?

          Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

          Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.
          Another Year Older - Rude Birthday Card

          Another Year Older - Rude Birthday Card

          $6.50
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          115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

          Another year older and you're still a complete dickhead. Happy birthday.

          Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.
          ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
          ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
          ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
          ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
          ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
          ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
          ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
          ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
          ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
          ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
          ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
          ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
          ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
          ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
          ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
          ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
          ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
          ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

          ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

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          115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

          Are you fucking serious?

          Yes, we are. Dumb things are a universal language; they make you want to shake your head in amazement, close your eyes and hope the offending person has gone or laugh at the well, madness. This un-fucking believable box of 24 indisputably inappropriate sayings is naughty, sarcastic and nice all simultaneously. In the words of the former tennis superstar and brat John John McEnroe: You cannot be serious!

          Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.