SOMETHING NAUGHTY

85 x 85 mm. Square magnet

Some people wake up feeling like a million bucks. I wake up feeling like insufficient funds.

Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets

Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.

Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:

ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface

115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope

Happy birthday, you queen of fucking everything.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope

Today is all about you! Just like every other fucking day. Happy birthday.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

Soap: 85 x 55 x 30 mm

150g of 100% natural, hand-made soap bar.

Everyone loves a Filthy Scrubber!

Introducing the ultimate soap for a deep clean - the Filthy Scrubber Soap! This soap is specially formulated with activated charcoal, which is a natural detoxifying agent that helps to remove dirt, impurities, and excess oils from your skin. The activated charcoal attracts and binds to dirt and toxins, leaving your skin feeling fresh and clean.

The soap also contains the zingy fresh fragrance of lime, which invigorates your senses and refreshes you. Lime oil is also known for its antibacterial properties, which can help to keep your skin clean and clear. Therefore this soap is perfect for those who need a deep cleanse and a refreshing experience.

Enriched with nourishing ingredients, this fun soap will leave your skin feeling soft, smooth, and moisturized. In addition, the natural oils in this soap will nourish your skin and keep it looking healthy.

FUN, EFFECTIVE AND KIND!
It contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS-free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, it's fun, effective and kind! And it smells amazing! It's perfect for all skin types, including sensitive skin.

Overall, the Filthy Scrubber Soap is a must-have for anyone looking for a deep cleanse and a refreshing experience. With activated charcoal and the zingy fresh fragrance of lime, this lovely fun soap leaves you squeaky clean and filth-free!

Try it today and experience the benefits for yourself! Or give it to your favourite filthy scrubber as a gift.

These novelty soaps are proudly handmade in Australia. The Pommies found them so bloody hilarious that they voted them UK Gift of the Year.

Ingredients:

Coconut, Vegetable, Olive and Castor Oils
Shea, Babassu & Cocoa Butters
Coconut Milk Powder
Aqua
Lye
Lime Essential Oil & Activated Charcoal Powder, Poppy Seed.

Soap: 85 x 55 x 30 mm

150g of 100% natural, hand-made soap bar.

85 x 55 x 30 mm | Peppermint and poppy seeds | Individually wrapped novelty soap

Know a smart arse? This delightful bar will let them buff their ring until it shines like a new brass penny! This is a tingly scrubby bar of fresh zingy pepperminty fabulousness, with added exfoliating poppy seeds. This’ll wake ’em up!

For a lush tush, sweet cheeks and buffed buns, this perky peppermint novelty soap is an absolute cracker!

We love aromatherapy, and these soaps are frankly awesome. Fresh, quality, beautifully fragranced. And hilarious, naturally. (OK, so the names are wickedly hilarious, but the fun soap bars themselves are seriously good).

A fun gift but also a seriously lovely product. Smells fabulous not flabby ass.

Contains no palm oil and is paraben, plastic, artificial perfumes, artificial colours, and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind!

These funny soaps are handmade using traditional and ethical processes in Bellingen, Australia and they are absolutely so bloody hilarious they were voted UK Gift of the Year.

Perhaps they'd also like our Sweaty Flaps or Tits 'n' Fanny novelty soap?

Ingredients:

Coconut, Vegetable, Olive and Castor Oils
Shea, Babassu & Cocoa Butters
Coconut Milk Powder
Aqua
Lye
Peppermint, Eucalyptus Essential Oil & Poppyseeds.

Soap: 85 x 55 x 30 mm

150g of 100% natural, hand-made soap bar.

This wildly inappropriate gift soap will sort those sweaty balls out! In fact, once you start using this, you’ll be nuts about it! And this fruity bar of freshness smells divine!

A funny gift for the man in your life, but also a seriously lovely product. Smells fabulous. Guaranteed to elicit wicked giggles, they will also cleanse and nourish all his important body bits.

Contains no palm oil, no petrochemicals, no artificial colours, no artificial fragrances, and is paraben and SLS free. Made from all natural ingredients, it is suitable for sensitive skin and not tested on animals. It’s a gag gift that's fun, effective and kind!

These novelty soaps are proudly handmade in Australia and they are absolutely so bloody hilarious they were voted UK Gift of the Year.

Ingredients:

Coconut, Vegetable, Olive and Castor Oils
Shea, Babassu & Cocoa Butters
Coconut Milk Powder
Aqua
Lye
Lemongrass, Lemon & May Chang Essential Oils

115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Happy birthday you big knob!

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Happy birthday. Does this get me a shag... or do you need flowers as well?

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Another year older and you're still a complete dickhead. Happy birthday.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.