115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand. Funny Quote Cards
Nothing is under control and that's okay. Just take a chill pill and use these 24 quotations of sarcasm and snarkiness to get you through the chaos.
There's nothing better than a beautifully shaped box filled with sweet naughtiness. Little Defamations are the perfect gift for adults of all ages. Each themed pack is filled with 24 juicy messages that will defame, demean and delight. To make sure they remain erect at all times (unlike some things) the box comes complete with a wooden display stand. Whack them beside your bed, in the dunny or the lounge room and discover that inappropriate thoughts are the perfect elixir for everything.
These Little Defamations are designed in our Defamations studio in Bellingen, Australia and are printed using eco-friendly paper.
115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
Birds do it so they can catch the early bird. But, what is the F*&K wrong with people who open their eyes and start rabbiting on? Mornings are for silence, quiet meditation, reflection, not electric repartee. Shhhh! To help you cope with the madness, this box has been super-charged with 24 caffeinated comments guaranteed to make you forget the boofheads intent on ruining your mornings.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
Birds do it so they can catch the early bird. But, what is the F*&K wrong with people who open their eyes and start rabbiting on? Mornings are for silence, quiet meditation, reflection, not electric repartee. Shhhh! To help you cope with the madness, this box has been super-charged with 24 caffeinated comments guaranteed to make you forget the boofheads intent on ruining your mornings.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Happy birthday. It's all fucking downhill from here.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.
INAPPROPRIATE BIRTHDAY CARD - IT'S YOUR BIG DAY TODAY
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
It's your big day today, hip hip hooray. Tomorrow... Fuck you!
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.
SOME PEOPLE WAKE UP FEELING LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.......I WAKE UP FEELING LIKE INSUFFICIENT FUNDS
115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand. Funny Quote Cards
24 morally bankrupt messages to use every single day
There's nothing better than a beautifully shaped box filled with sweet naughtiness. Little Defamations are the perfect gift for adults of all ages. Each themed pack is filled with 24 juicy messages that will defame, demean and delight. To make sure they remain erect at all times (unlike some things) the box comes complete with a wooden display stand. Whack them beside your bed, in the dunny or the lounge room and discover that inappropriate thoughts are the perfect elixir for everything.
These Little Defamations are designed in our Defamations studio in Bellingen, Australia and are printed using eco-friendly paper.
I LOOK AT PEOPLE SOMETIMES AND THINK.....REALLY!? THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope
I look at people sometimes and think... really?!? That's the sperm that won? Happy Birthday.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.
115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope
Happy birthday, you queen of fucking everything.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.
HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS FILLED WITH LOVE LAUGHTER AND COCK
115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope
Hope your birthday is filled with lots of love, laughter & cock* cake - friggin autocorrect
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.
115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope
Today is all about you! Just like every other fucking day. Happy birthday.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.
Introducing the ultimate soap for a deep clean - the Filthy Scrubber Soap! This soap is specially formulated with activated charcoal, which is a natural detoxifying agent that helps to remove dirt, impurities, and excess oils from your skin. The activated charcoal attracts and binds to dirt and toxins, leaving your skin feeling fresh and clean.
The soap also contains the zingy fresh fragrance of lime, which invigorates your senses and refreshes you. Lime oil is also known for its antibacterial properties, which can help to keep your skin clean and clear. Therefore this soap is perfect for those who need a deep cleanse and a refreshing experience.
Enriched with nourishing ingredients, this fun soap will leave your skin feeling soft, smooth, and moisturized. In addition, the natural oils in this soap will nourish your skin and keep it looking healthy.
FUN, EFFECTIVE AND KIND!
It contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS-free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, it's fun, effective and kind! And it smells amazing! It's perfect for all skin types, including sensitive skin.
Overall, the Filthy Scrubber Soap is a must-have for anyone looking for a deep cleanse and a refreshing experience. With activated charcoal and the zingy fresh fragrance of lime, this lovely fun soap leaves you squeaky clean and filth-free!
Try it today and experience the benefits for yourself! Or give it to your favourite filthy scrubber as a gift.
These novelty soaps are proudly handmade in Australia. The Pommies found them so bloody hilarious that they voted them UK Gift of the Year.
This wildly inappropriate gift soap will sort those sweaty balls out! In fact, once you start using this, you’ll be nuts about it! And this fruity bar of freshness smells divine!
A funny gift for the man in your life, but also a seriously lovely product. Smells fabulous. Guaranteed to elicit wicked giggles, they will also cleanse and nourish all his important body bits.
Contains no palm oil, no petrochemicals, no artificial colours, no artificial fragrances, and is paraben and SLS free. Made from all natural ingredients, it is suitable for sensitive skin and not tested on animals. It’s a gag gift that's fun, effective and kind!
These novelty soaps are proudly handmade in Australia and they are absolutely so bloody hilarious they were voted UK Gift of the Year.
Ingredients:
Coconut, Vegetable, Olive and Castor Oils
Shea, Babassu & Cocoa Butters
Coconut Milk Powder
Aqua
Lye
Lemongrass, Lemon & May Chang Essential Oils
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Happy birthday. Be yourself. Everyone else is an asshole.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Happy Birthday. 21. It's now time to grow the fuck up!
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Happy birthday you magnificent old bastard!
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Happy birthday you big knob!
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Happy birthday. Does this get me a shag... or do you need flowers as well?
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Another year older and you're still a complete dickhead. Happy birthday.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.
115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
For Fuck's Sake has 24 messages for those times when you lose your shit.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
Are you fucking serious?
Yes, we are. Dumb things are a universal language; they make you want to shake your head in amazement, close your eyes and hope the offending person has gone or laugh at the well, madness. This un-fucking believable box of 24 indisputably inappropriate sayings is naughty, sarcastic and nice all simultaneously. In the words of the former tennis superstar and brat John John McEnroe: You cannot be serious!
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
When your "give a fuck" is broken but your "go fuck yourself" is still fully functional.
When your dream job is driving the karma bus.
When Rule Number 1 is Fuck What They Think.
...then this is the perfect Little Defamations card pack for you.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
I Shit You Not has 24 inappropriate thoughts for almost everyone in your life.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
