NEW ARRIVALS

The Louenhide Cambridge Teal Scarf effortlessly combines style and warmth to elevate your winter wardrobe. With its generous size and cool-toned colourways, this soft colour block scarf offers endless styling possibilities. Effortlessly drape it over your shoulders for a classic look or loop it for a snug feel. The Cambridge Teal is the perfect cosy winter accessory.

Soap: 85 x 55 x 30 mm

150g of 100% natural, hand-made soap bar.

Everyone loves a Filthy Scrubber!

Introducing the ultimate soap for a deep clean - the Filthy Scrubber Soap! This soap is specially formulated with activated charcoal, which is a natural detoxifying agent that helps to remove dirt, impurities, and excess oils from your skin. The activated charcoal attracts and binds to dirt and toxins, leaving your skin feeling fresh and clean.

The soap also contains the zingy fresh fragrance of lime, which invigorates your senses and refreshes you. Lime oil is also known for its antibacterial properties, which can help to keep your skin clean and clear. Therefore this soap is perfect for those who need a deep cleanse and a refreshing experience.

Enriched with nourishing ingredients, this fun soap will leave your skin feeling soft, smooth, and moisturized. In addition, the natural oils in this soap will nourish your skin and keep it looking healthy.

FUN, EFFECTIVE AND KIND!
It contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS-free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, it's fun, effective and kind! And it smells amazing! It's perfect for all skin types, including sensitive skin.

Overall, the Filthy Scrubber Soap is a must-have for anyone looking for a deep cleanse and a refreshing experience. With activated charcoal and the zingy fresh fragrance of lime, this lovely fun soap leaves you squeaky clean and filth-free!

Try it today and experience the benefits for yourself! Or give it to your favourite filthy scrubber as a gift.

These novelty soaps are proudly handmade in Australia. The Pommies found them so bloody hilarious that they voted them UK Gift of the Year.

Ingredients:

Coconut, Vegetable, Olive and Castor Oils
Shea, Babassu & Cocoa Butters
Coconut Milk Powder
Aqua
Lye
Lime Essential Oil & Activated Charcoal Powder, Poppy Seed.

The Louenhide Parker Black Phone Crossbody Bag effortlessly combines an elevated aesthetic with everyday functionality. Whether you are heading to the office, running errands or meeting friends for coffee, this minimalistic phone bag will be your new go-to. Parker Black features an on-trend and modern portrait bag silhouette, enhanced by the contrasting stitch details in two classic colourways. Elevate your style with the adjustable webbing guitar strap or keep it simple with the matching vegan leather crossbody strap. Keeping your essentials at your fingertips has never been easier with the back side slip pocket.

115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Happy birthday. Be yourself. Everyone else is an asshole.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.

115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Happy birthday. Bottoms up! Drink responsibly (Which means don't spill it)

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.

115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Happy Birthday. 21. It's now time to grow the fuck up!

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

It's your big day today, hip hip hooray. Tomorrow... Fuck you!

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Happy birthday you magnificent old bastard!

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.

115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Happy birthday. It's all fucking downhill from here.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.

115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Happy birthday you big knob!

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Happy birthday. Does this get me a shag... or do you need flowers as well?

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Another year older and you're still a complete dickhead. Happy birthday.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.

Inspired by Beatrix Potter's classic tale Peter Rabbit, the Classic Mrs. Rabbit 25cm plush is soft and huggable and makes for a perfect gift for those young and young at heart Beatrix Potter fans! Plush is made from premium fabrics with high character and embroidered detailing.

Inspired by Beatrix Potter's classic tale Peter Rabbit, the Classic Mrs. Rabbit 25cm plush is soft and huggable and makes for a perfect gift for those young and young at heart Beatrix Potter fans! Plush is made from premium fabrics with high character and embroidered detailing.

Inspired by Beatrix Potter's classic tale Peter Rabbit, the Classic Mrs. Rabbit 25cm plush is soft and huggable and makes for a perfect gift for those young and young at heart Beatrix Potter fans! Plush is made from premium fabrics with high character and embroidered detailing.
Inspired by Beatrix Potter's classic tale Peter Rabbit, the Classic Mrs. Rabbit 25cm plush is soft and huggable and makes for a perfect gift for those young and young at heart Beatrix Potter fans! Plush is made from premium fabrics with high character and embroidered detailing.

Inspired by Beatrix Potter's classic tale Peter Rabbit, the Classic Peter Rabbit 25cm plush is soft and huggable and makes for a perfect gift for those young and young at heart Beatrix Potter fans!

Plush is made from premium fabrics with high character and embroidered detailing. Surface washable.

Inspired by Beatrix Potter's classic tale, this charming Peter Rabbit Soft Book is perfect for playtime or naptime. Featuring multi-sensory activities, the soft book is also ideal for teething tots.



Ideal for home or on-the-go

Features multi-sensory activities

Features on-the-go clip

Introducing our Dusty Pink Silicone Baby Bib, the perfect mealtime companion for your little one! Designed with both style and functionality in mind, this bib is made from high-quality, food-grade silicone, providing a comfortable and durable solution to keep your baby clean and happy during feeding time.

The adjustable neckband allows for a customized fit, ensuring a snug and secure fit as your baby grows.

Featuring a wide and deep pocket at the bottom, our bib catches stray food and crumbs, minimizing the mess that ends up on your baby's lap or the floor. This innovative design not only keeps your baby clean but also makes clean-up a breeze. Simply wipe the bib clean, rinse it under running water, or even put it in the dishwasher and it's ready for the next meal.

The lightweight and portable nature of our bib make it ideal for on-the-go parents. Whether you're dining out or traveling, simply roll up the bib and tuck it into your diaper bag or purse. It takes up minimal space and is always ready to use whenever your little one needs it.

Introducing our adorable Blue/Navy Stripe Design Toddler Rubber-Soled Socks – the perfect combination of comfort, cuteness, and safety for your little one! These innovative socks are designed with your toddler's active lifestyle in mind, providing them with the support they need as they explore the world around them.

The innovative rubber sole design provides excellent traction and stability for your toddler's first steps and adventures. The anti-slip sole helps prevent slips and falls, allowing your child to move confidently on various surfaces, from hardwood floors to smooth tiles.

These socks are thoughtfully designed with just the right amount of stretch to ensure a snug fit, preventing them from slipping off during active play. Say goodbye to constant sock adjustments! The elasticized cuffs make it a breeze to put these socks on your little one's wriggly feet. Additionally, they're easy to remove after a long day of play.

We know that toddlers can get messy, so we've made these socks machine washable for your convenience. Just toss them in with the rest of the laundry, and they'll be ready for the next adventure.

Whether it's playtime at home, a trip to the park, or a family gathering, our Blue/Navy Stripe Design Rubber-Soled Socks are the perfect addition to your child's outfit. They are available in sizes 6-12mth, 12-18mth, and 18-24mth.

This high-quality, lovable soft toy was developed in-house by our team of designers and is exclusive to Pilbeam Living. Made from ultra-plush fabrics and child-safe trimmings, this toy makes the perfect gift for toddlers and newborns.

A beautifully soft pom pom baby blanket. 100% cotton. 100cm x 80cm

Never leave blankets alone with a baby unattended. Follow safe sleeping guidelines.

Features:

Features soft pom poms and a trellis knit pattern
Gentle hand wash. Lay flat to dry.

A cute pair of cotton knit baby socks featuring a cotton pom pom on each sock. Super soft & cute! For 0 - 6 months.

The Louenhide Cara Black Cardholder is a sleek and functional accessory, designed for everyday use. This cute card wallet features a central zip coin pocket, two note pockets and six cardholder spots. Find the perfect colour for you, choosing between a classic neutral, metallic or summer brights. Easily fit this cardholder style in your favourite Louenhide crossbody bag or if carry in your back pocket if you're a minimalist on the go!

- Neoprene Can cooler with team bottle opener
- Fits standard can or stubby
- AFL Official Merchandise

- 3 in 1 gadget, team logo and colours
- Tough steel bottle opener, rubberised fridge magnet & cork protection on back for use as a coaster
- Size: 9.5cm
- Backing card packaging
- Official AFL Merchandise

- Neoprene Can cooler with team bottle opener
- Fits standard can or stubby
- AFL Official Merchandise

- 3 in 1 gadget, team logo and colours
- Tough steel bottle opener, rubberised fridge magnet & cork protection on back for use as a coaster
- Size: 9.5cm
- Backing card packaging
- Official AFL Merchandise

- 3 in 1 gadget, team logo and colours
- Tough steel bottle opener, rubberised fridge magnet & cork protection on back for use as a coaster
- Size: 9.5cm
- Backing card packaging
- Official AFL Merchandise

- 3 in 1 gadget, team logo and colours
- Tough steel bottle opener, rubberised fridge magnet & cork protection on back for use as a coaster
- Size: 9.5cm
- Backing card packaging
- Official AFL Merchandise

- 3 in 1 gadget, team logo and colours
- Tough steel bottle opener, rubberised fridge magnet & cork protection on back for use as a coaster
- Size: 9.5cm
- Backing card packaging
- Official AFL Merchandise