YOGA SHEEP TEA TOWEL

$10.95

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Grey Sheep Cotton Tea Towel

Tea Towels come packaged with a hangsell header card for easy display
100% cotton
Dimensions: 47cm x 74cm

THE OLIVER SHOWER MIRROR CHARCOAL

$29.95

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BENEFITS
Grooming and mirrors go hand-in-hand. In fact, you really can’t have one without the other. Which is what makes The Oliver so handy. It’s perfect for all the brushing and shaving you do in the shower. Plus, thanks to our patent silicone-grip technology, it’ll stick to glass or shiny tiles, both securely and with ease. What’s more, it’s removable and reusable. So, if you’re constantly on-the-go, it’ll happily travel with you.

PRODUCT DETAILS
Dimensions:
16.5 x 14 cm

SOME PEOPLE WAKE UP FEELING LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.......I WAKE UP FEELING LIKE INSUFFICIENT FUNDS

$6.95

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85 x 85 mm. Square magnet

Some people wake up feeling like a million bucks. I wake up feeling like insufficient funds.

Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets

Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.

Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:

ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface

I LOOK AT PEOPLE SOMETIMES AND THINK.....REALLY!? THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

$6.50

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115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope

I look at people sometimes and think... really?!? That's the sperm that won? Happy Birthday.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU QUEEN OF FUCKING EVERYTHING

$6.50

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115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope

Happy birthday, you queen of fucking everything.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS FILLED WITH LOVE LAUGHTER AND COCK

$6.50

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115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope

Hope your birthday is filled with lots of love, laughter & cock* cake - friggin autocorrect

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

TODAY IS ALL ABOUT YOU

$6.50

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115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope

Today is all about you! Just like every other fucking day. Happy birthday.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

OWALA VERY VERY DARK 1185mL (BLACK) DRINK BOTTLE

OWALA VERY VERY DARK 1185mL (BLACK) DRINK BOTTLE

$79.95

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Experience effortless hydration with the Owala FreeSip Insulated Stainless-Steel Water Bottle. Featuring a built-in straw and wide-mouth opening, this reusable bottle offers two ways to drink - sip upright or swig from the spout. The double-wall insulation keeps drinks cold up to 24 hours and the carry loop doubles as a lock. Stay refreshed on-the-go with this simple, yet playful, water bottle.

Features:

Stainless steel insulated bottle
24oz, 32oz, and 40oz sizes
Double-wall insulation keeps drinks cold for up to 24 hours
Leak-proof lid
Patented FreeSip spout with a built- in straw that lets you sip or swig
BPA, lead, and phthalate-free
Wide opening for cleaning and adding ice
Convenient carry loop that also doubles as a lock when closed
Dishwasher-safe lid and hand-washable cup

AUSTRALIAN QUOKKA 2023 1OZ SILVER PROOF COLOURED COIN

AUSTRALIAN QUOKKA 2023 1OZ SILVER PROOF COLOURED COIN

$145.00

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The Perth Mint is excited to release this beautiful 1oz silver proof coin featuring the latest Australian Quokka design in colour.

KEY FEATURES:

99.99% pure silver
Limited mintage - 5,000
Striking coloured design
Australian legal tender
PRODUCT INFORMATION:

Item Code 23Q63AAA
Barcode 9327025054162
Maximum Mintage 5,000
Release Date 13 June 2023
Quokkas are wallaby-like marsupials found mainly in the south west region of Western Australia, particularly Rottnest Island, an idyllic location 18 kilometres off the coast near Perth. About the same size of domestic cats, the quokka has thick, grey-brown fur, a broad face, shiny black eyes and round furry ears.

Thanks to its cute, smiley appearance and an acceptance of humans, the quokka has become a popular subject for ‘selfies’ in the age of social media.

Each coin is struck by The Perth Mint from 1oz of 99.99% pure silver and issued as legal tender under the Australian Currency Act 1965.

The Perth Mint will release no more than 5,000 of the Quokka 2023 1oz Silver Proof Coloured Coin.

DESIGN

The coin’s reverse portrays a coloured representation of two quokkas at a pool of water fringed by rocks and Rottnest Island daisies. The design includes the inscription ‘QUOKKA’ and The Perth Mint’s ‘P’ mintmark.

The obverse of the coin bears The Queen Elizabeth II Memorial Obverse, featuring the Jody Clark effigy supplemented with the dates of her reign, as well as the coin’s weight, fineness, monetary denomination and the 2023 year-date.

PRESENTATION

The coin is housed in a classic display case with a clear lid. Packaged with an illustrated shipper, each coin is accompanied by a numbered Certificate of Authenticity.

NUMBER SORTER

$19.95

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Encourage and improve little ones’ number and animal recognition, problem-solving skills, and hand-eye coordination with the Number Sorter! With each number matching how many animals are in each picture, this toy makes learning how to count fun.

ANIMAL TRUCK

$39.95

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This wooden rolling animal truck is a great activity to encourage hand-eye coordination and imagination skills.

ESSENDON SONG CAN COOLER

$9.95

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- Neoprene stubby holder
- Team club logo on front
- Extract of team song printed on back
- Fits standard 375ml can
- Official AFL Merchandise

WESTERN BULLDOGS SONG CAN COOLER

$9.95

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- Neoprene stubby holder
- Team club logo on front
- Extract of team song printed on back
- Fits standard 375ml can
- Official AFL Merchandise

RICHMOND MAGNETS

$9.95

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- Set of 2 Magnets
- 78 x 54mm each magnet
- Blister card packaging
- Official AFL Merchandise

CARLTON MAGNETS

$9.95

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- Set of 2 Magnets
- 78 x 54mm each magnet
- Blister card packaging
- Official AFL Merchandise

ESSENDON MAGNETS

$9.95

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- Set of 2 Magnets
- 78 x 54mm each magnet
- Blister card packaging
- Official AFL Merchandise

COLLINGWOOD RETRO STATUE

$19.99

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Collingwood Retro Mascot 12cm
- Height 12cm
- Official AFL Merchandise

CARLTON RETRO STATUE

$19.99

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Carlton Retro Mascot 12cm
- Height 12cm
- Official AFL Merchandise

HAWTHORN DRINK BOTTLE w 4 BANDS

$14.95

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- Team design, includes 4 Rubber Bands
- PS Material
- 650ml capacity
- BPA free
- Official AFL Merchandise

RICHMOND DRINK BOTTLE w 4 BANDS

$14.95

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- Team design, includes 4 Rubber Bands
- PS Material
- 650ml capacity
- BPA free
- Official AFL Merchandise

ST KILDA DRINK BOTTLE w 4 BANDS

$14.95

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- Team design, includes 4 Rubber Bands
- PS Material
- 650ml capacity
- BPA free
- Official AFL Merchandise

ESSENDON DRINK BOTTLE WITH 4 BANDS

$14.95

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- Team design, includes 4 Rubber Bands
- PS Material
- 650ml capacity
- BPA free
- Official AFL Merchandise

WESTERN BULLDOGS MUG

$11.95

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- Team logo on front of ceramic mug
- Team song printed on back
- 330ml capacity
- AFL Official Merchandise

GEELONG MUG

$11.95

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- Team logo on front of ceramic mug
- Team song printed on back
- 330ml capacity
- AFL Official Merchandise

ST KILDA MUG

$11.95

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- Team logo on front of ceramic mug
- Team song printed on back
- 330ml capacity
- AFL Official Merchandise

GEELONG POLAR FLEECE RUG

$31.95

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- Geelong Cats team colours and logo design
- Size: 150cm W x 130cm L
- Polyester with stitched finish
- Official AFL Merchandise

RICHMOND POLAR FLEECE RUG

$31.95

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- Richmond team colours and logo design
- Size: 150cm W x 130cm L
- Polyester with stitched finish
- Official AFL Merchandise

CHAMBRAY CAMBRIDGE SCARF

$39.95

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The Louenhide Cambridge Chambray Scarf effortlessly combines style and warmth to elevate your winter wardrobe. With its generous size and cool-toned colourways, this soft colour block scarf offers endless styling possibilities. Effortlessly drape it over your shoulders for a classic look or loop it for a snug feel. The Cambridge Chambray is the perfect cosy winter accessory.