A calming Soy Candle blending powdery cotton flower with ocean air and delicate florals. Soft coconut and sandalwood create a serene atmosphere that evokes clean linens drying in a sea breeze.

SPORTS TRIVIA BOX

Regular price $19.95

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Up the competition with these Sports Trivia cards! This trivia set features 140 different sports-related trivia questions, perfect for quizzing any athletic acquaintance. Set is packaged in a stylish box, perfect for display or stowing away.

ST KILDA 3 IN 1 BOTTLE OPENER

Regular price $9.95

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- 3 in 1 gadget, team logo and colours
- Tough steel bottle opener, rubberised fridge magnet & cork protection on back for use as a coaster
- Size: 9.5cm
- Backing card packaging
- Official AFL Merchandise

ST KILDA BOTTLE OPENER

Regular price $9.95

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- Can and bottle opener on loop
- Team name on opener with 2cm diam. epoxy finish attachment with team logo
- Size: 6cm x 1.5cm (+3cm diam loop)
- Official AFL Merchandise

ST KILDA COOLER BAG WITH TRAY

Regular price $34.95

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- Nylon Fabric, Detachable shoulder strap
- Large storage capacity with thermal insulation
- Built in twin drinks tray
- Fully Collapsable with zippers
- Official AFL Merchandise

ST KILDA DRINK BOTTLE w 4 BANDS

Regular price $14.95

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- Team design, includes 4 Rubber Bands
- PS Material
- 650ml capacity
- BPA free
- Official AFL Merchandise

ST KILDA INFLATABLE BEACH BALL

Regular price $9.95

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AFL INFLATABLE BEACH BALL

Inflatable Beach Ball

Team Design print

Approx. 47.5cm Diameter Ball

Official AFL Merchandise

ST KILDA JIGSAW

Regular price $18.95

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AFL 4-PLAYER 1000PC PUZZLE

4 Player Team Design Puzzle

Giftbox packaging

1000 piece puzzle

Measurements: W700 x H500mm

Official AFL merchandise

ST KILDA S/STEEL TRAVEL MUG

Regular price $18.95

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AFL TRAVEL MUG

Stainless steel travel mug

Club logo on front

450ml double wall

Official AFL Merchandise

ST KILDA SET OF 4 COASTERS

Regular price $9.99

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- Each Coaster is 10cm x 10cm, 0.4cm thick
- Set of 4 coasters per gift box
- 4 Player design
- Official AFL Merchandise

ST KILDA WALLET AND KEY RING SET

Regular price $29.95

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AFL LEATHER WALLET AND KEYRING PACK

PU leather wallet & keyring Gift pack

Team Logo Design

Wallet: Consists of 3 card holders

Keyring: 45mm x 110mm

Window Giftbox Packaging

Official AFL Merchandise

THE ACE FACE SCRUBBER HOLDER

Regular price $9.95

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A space for your Face Scrubber
Pardon the pun, but The Ace really is an ace up your sleeve when it comes to your morning routine. Designed specifically to keep the Tooletries face scrubber clean and secure when not in use, this 100% silicone cradle make efficient use of precious bathroom space, and will attach to any smooth and shiny surface thanks to our patent silicone grip technology.

THE EYE FIGHTER GEL 30ML

Regular price $29.95

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Fight the signs of fatigue.

No matter how gruelling your work schedule or how hectic your nightlife, you’ll always look rested and ready for more with The Fighter. Key ingredients like vitamin B3 keep the skin around your eyes supple and blemish free, while Quandong extract helps eliminate lines and wrinkles. But the best bit? PEPHA®-TIGHT actually stimulates collagen formation, so the longer you use it the better you look.

THE GEORGE TOOTHBRUSH TILE CHARCOAL

Regular price $6.47

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Nothing says ‘style’ quite like a great smile. And, there’s no better place to maintain that style than in an equally stylish bathroom. Secure your dental arsenal the handsome way with The George. Plus, its unique flexible fins will accommodate toothbrushes of any shape, size, or denomination. There’s even room for a spare. ?What’s more, our products attach effortlessly to any smooth and shiny surface with our unique silicone grip technology.

THE GERMANS - BEAUTIFUL MACHINES

Regular price $130.00

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German automotive design has been a defining force in shaping the cultural and industrial landscapes of the 20th and 21st centuries. From the post-war innovation that brought us the Volkswagen Beetle to the sophisticated engineering marvels of BMW, Mercedes-Benz, and Porsche, German cars have not only been machines-they've been symbols of innovation, precision, and cultural influence.The Germans - Beautiful Machines explores this legacy in detail, presenting a curated selection of 50 iconic German-built cars from the 1920s to the early 2000s. Each vehicle tells a story of its time, reflecting critical moments in design, culture, and technological advancement.With insightful chapters covering pivotal eras, the book offers readers a rich narrative that blends the evolution of car design with broader cultural movements, from the post-war industrial boom to the sleek, high-performance vehicles of the modern age. It delves into how design influenced and was influenced by advertising, architecture, fashion, and the broader cultural zeitgeist of each decade.The Germans - Beautiful Machines is a deep dive into how German engineering shaped not just an industry but a global cultural identity. It offers a visual and narrative journey through Germany's rich automotive history.

THE GOOD NEWS RUDE BIRTHDAY CARD

Regular price $6.50

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115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Happy birthday. Be yourself. Everyone else is an asshole.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.

THE HARVEY TOOTHBRUSH AND RAZOR HOLDER

Regular price $39.95

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The Harvey is convenience at your slippery fingertips. Easy-to-reach, and packed with quintessential grooming items, it makes your morning routine super-efficient. Keep toothpaste and toothbrushes safe and secure in its multi-purpose pouch, all while enjoying the hygienic benefits of specially-designed drainage holes. Plus, if you’re the shave-while-you-shower-type, there are unique shelves for razor and sundries. It's made from 100% silicone.

THE JAMES TOILETRY ORGANISER CHARCOAL

Regular price $39.95

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The James has room. Lots of it. In fact, it has enough space for your razor, face wash, comb, toothbrush, toothpaste, and then some. Plus, it comes with a convenient divider to keep your favourite items separate from the rest. Indeed, it’s a truly life-changing piece of bathroom storage. One that’ll keep your essentials within reach, and your routine within a convenient amount of time. After all, the day waits for nobody. Attaches effortlessly to any smooth and shiny surface with our unique silicone grip technology.

PRODUCT DETAILS
Dimensions:
21.5 x 14 x 5cm
Holding Strength: 2.2kg

THE JOSEPH MIRROR AND RAZOR HOLDER

Regular price $34.95

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Shaving just got twice as smart
Shaving is a messy endeavour. It’s also one that requires two key tools: a razor and a mirror. With this in mind, we developed The Joseph Two-In-One, a shatterproof shower mirror slash bespoke razor cradle. Made from 100% antimicrobial silicone, and featuring unique safety ridges to keep your razor secure. Attaches effortlessly to any smooth and shiny surface with our unique silicone grip technology.

THE KOBY LITE TOILETRY BAG

Regular price $39.95

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The Goldilocks Size

Sometimes, you need your entire grooming arsenal. Other times, you may require just a few key items. That’s where the Koby Lite comes in. Striking the perfect midpoint between too big and too small, it’s the perfect size to store just your toiletry essentials. Plus, its ruggedly handsome leather-like silicone construction is leak-resistant, easy-to-clean, and super durable.

the little black dress

Regular price $28.00

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A little book celebrating the little dresses that redefined fashion.
Megan Hess: The Little Black Dress is an illustrated love story about fashion's most enduring and chic uniform, celebrating the designers, the women and of course the dresses.

A piece of fashion is so much more than an object. To the designer who created it, the muse who inspired it, the fashion lover who lusts after it, the stylist who is lucky enough to own it, or the star who made it iconic – that fashion piece is part of a story.

Introduced by Coco Chanel and made famous by Audrey Hepburn, the little black dress redefined how women dress and remains one of the most elegant and versatile pieces in any wardrobe. Vogue called it 'the frock that all the world would wear’ – a prophecy that has more than come true. And this little book is the perfect accessory.

THE MASON RAZOR HOLDER 2

Regular price $6.47

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The only home for your razor
Are you the type who leaves their razor lying around? Well, can you not?! The Mason is the most convenient, secure, and inconspicuous, razor holder you’ll ever encounter. It’s made from 100% silicone, will stick to any smooth and shiny surface, and has unique ridges to keep your razor safe. And most-importantly, it has the power to transform you into a better person. Well, a more organised one at least.

THE OLIVER SHOWER MIRROR CHARCOAL

Regular price $39.95

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BENEFITS
Grooming and mirrors go hand-in-hand. In fact, you really can’t have one without the other. Which is what makes The Oliver so handy. It’s perfect for all the brushing and shaving you do in the shower. Plus, thanks to our patent silicone-grip technology, it’ll stick to glass or shiny tiles, both securely and with ease. What’s more, it’s removable and reusable. So, if you’re constantly on-the-go, it’ll happily travel with you.

PRODUCT DETAILS
Dimensions:
16.5 x 14 cm

THE TROOPER FACE MOISTURISER 60ML

Regular price $39.95

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Look sharp soldier.

There’s no denying that some days can be a battle but no matter how much action you’ve seen, The Trooper can turn a grizzled veteran into a fresh faced recruit faster than you can say, ‘Alpha Charlie’. Made with PEPHA®-TIGHT to keep your skin looking firm, Tasman Pepper to reduce redness, and caffeine to kick free radical butt, it’s a trio of active ingredients that cannot be beat.

Scent: Blue Seaside (Fragrance notes of Citrus, Bergamot, Ylang)

THE VIKING BEARD AND HAIR OIL 30ML

Regular price $29.95

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Tame your mane.

Whether it’s sprouting from your head, flowing from your face or popping out from everywhere, every man deserves to be proud of his mane. Made using natural ingredients like sunflower and Sandalwood seed oil, The Viking will keep your man-mane looking healthy, dandruff free and totally obedient, so you’re always in control and looking your best.

Scent: Sandalwood and Black Oil

TODAY IS ALL ABOUT YOU

Regular price $6.50

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115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope

Today is all about you! Just like every other fucking day. Happy birthday.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

TUMBLER LEMONGRASS & PERSIAN LIME

Regular price $21.95

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Prepare to ignite your senses and unlock your passion for life with the unmistakable fragrance of Lemongrass and Persian Lime. This sublime candle combines lime zest, lemon peel, lemongrass, and vanilla bean to deliver an aromatic triumph.

Using pure Australian ingredients this beautiful candle will illuminate and invigorate any room.
Made from pure Australian soy wax enjoy up to 25+ hours burn time.

TUMBLER LOTUS FLOWER CANDLE

Regular price $21.95

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Enjoy the sumptuous scent of Lotus Flower. This intoxicating candle blends white lotus, jasmine, mandarin, and vanilla to produce an intense, luxurious, and lush fragrance that is perfect for when you feel like spoiling yourself or someone special.

Using pure Australian ingredients this beautiful candle will illuminate and invigorate any room.
Made from pure Australian soy wax enjoy up to 25+ hours burn time.